The ultimate minimalist mobile

Proud to present a sneak peak of the 1, the ultimate in minimalist mobile communication devices. In transmit mode it can be used to reach friends, family and all-important business contacts at surprisingly long distances.

And, deployed as a full bandwidth audio receiver, it can receive quiet voices and even rustling and other nature sounds several meters away. Hand-crafted from fully-organic materials to your specification for just $599. ■

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