An everyday story of internet folk
Scene: A dimly lit Whatsapp text screen; Cast: Molly (M), Jenny (J)
M: Hi Jenny
J: Hi Moll
M: You’re having a lol, ain’tcha?
J: What lol might that be, Moll?
M: A little bird tells me you’ve been texting Steve behind my back. Or am I wrong?
J: So what if I have? You only went and ghosted him last week.
M: For the record, Jenny, I didn’t ghost him, I cancelled him. And, either way, it doesn’t mean you can just start texting him.
M: Since when?
J: Since now.
[Jenny has blocked this conversation appears on screen]
J: [voice] For fuck’s sake.
Theme music plays.